NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING
My roommate thought it was a real horse.
i have to admit so did i for a second there
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies